Sunday, June 10, 2012

Canadá parte dos

The following list is my itinerary for the epic trip to Canada. The research and schedual was all coordinated by my lovely Steve. Hiking, camping, hiking, canoeing, driving, hiking, and Trekkies! Woohooo!



Day 1: drive from Lasson, CA to Crater Lake NP, OR, hike around Crater Lake and camp.


Day 2: drive to Portland and Seattle. Stay with friends in Seattle.


Day 3: drive to Osoyoos.


Day 4: hike Osoyoos - northernmost desert in North America (desert
(scorpions, spadefoot toads, tiger salamander, rattlesnakes, and
cacti). Hike Cathedral Provincial Park (alpine lakes, formations,
Mountain goats, Bighorn sheep, and marmots). Go wine tasting in
Naramata & Kelowna.
( I personally would have put wine tasting first, then hiking, because there's nothing more fun then hiking through a desert drunk. Trust me, I'm an expert on this.)


Day 5: watch mating displays of Western Grebes on boardwalk in Salmon
Arm. drive through Glacier National Park. See Burgess Shale in Field.
Lunch at Lake Louise. Walk around a marsh in Banff and go to the Whyte
Museum of the Canadian Rockies. drive to Calgary.


Day 6: walk around Calgary. Drive to Head-Smashed-In Buffalo Jump
(where the Blackfoot Indians drove the buffalo off a cliff), Vulcan (a
town dedicated to Star Trek), and visit the Royal Tyrell Museum and
badlands at Drumheller.
(Although this may seem silly..."I'm all hopped up on mountain dew" to go to Vulcan.)

(If you can name that quote you will earn 28 cool points)


Day 7: Drive through the Canadian Rockies to Jasper. Hike by Columbia
Ice fields to a lake with lots of tame and playful marmots.
(Marmots! Apparently they are an animal and not just an outfitting brand) 


Day 8: Long drive to Dawson Creek, BC. Stop at Elk Island National
Park to see extremely high densities of wood and plain buffalo, moose,
and elk.


Day 9: Another long day of driving to Laird Hot Springs Provincial
Park (orchids, boardwalk, hot springs), then the Watson Lake Sign Post
Forest, and finally to Teslin, YT.


Day 10: a full day of canoeing on Nisutlin Lake with salmon and moose.
take a short drive to the rustic, artsy town of Atlin and eat some
smoked salmon.


Day 11: Up early and head to Kluane National Park for a long hike
through an amazing park with the highest concentration of grizzlies in
the world
, sheep, wolves, mountain goats, moose, and wolverines.
(I highlighted the above because if you don't hear from me after day 11 you''ll know why)


Day 12: drive to another artsy town called Keno Hill. there is a
nearby meadow with tons of wildflowers and arctic butterflies. We hit
Dawson City, YT at night for some drinking and Vaudeville shows.
Places worth checking out include Diamond Tooth Gertie's Gambling Hall
- the oldest casino in Canada and the Sourdough Saloon, where you can
drink a shot with a human toe in it. This is also where we will get
info on the road conditions of the Dempster highway.
(My concern is that the women in the burlesque/vaudeville show will be as old as the casino.) 


Day 13 & 14: A long drive to Inuvik, YT on the Dempster highway. The
highway is full of arctic birds like northern hawk owls, snowy owls,
redpolls, longspurs, gyrfalcon, ptarmigans, loons, shorebirds, and
snow buntings. We should be able to see a small herd of caribou at
Tombstone. There are a few places where we can hike around, but the
drive itself is the main adventure. In Inuvik, we can eat Musk ox &
caribou burgers.
(yes, I shall eat a muskox, then devour it soul and hang its dead corpse from my cars bumper) - no I'm not kidding.


Day 15 & 16: Time to go to the top of the world. I would like to
charter a plane to Banks Island - Aulavik National Park (70,000 musk
ox, caribou, polar bears, arctic fox, ringed seal, bowhead & beluga
whales, lemmings). Hopefully the weather will cooperate, but this
should be the high point of the trip.


Day 17 & 18: drive back south to Hyder, BC. We will hopefully have
time to check out Whitehorse's long fish ladder, art center, and
brewery.


Day 19: After all that driving, we will take a few more relaxing days
before more long days of driving. I want to check of Bear Glacier,
which has a morph of blue ice bears living by it, Fish Creek, where
you can safely watch grizzly and black bears hunting salmon, Nisga's
Memorial Lava Bed Park, and Prince Rupert (large totem pole
collection, Museum of Northern BC).


Day 20: We take a ferry to the Queen Charlotte Islands, go whale
watching (fin, right, humpback, grey, and killer whales), go to St.
Mary's Spring (legend has it that those who drink are destined to
return), the Delkatla Wildlife Sanctuary, Naikoon Park tide pools,
Gandll K'in Gwaayaay (hot springs & totem poles), and camp on Agate
Beach (great beachcombing).
(key words that I like the best....Hot Springs, Totem Poles, and Beach-combing) 


Day 21-22: We get back to the mainland and drive to Vancouver, BC.


Day 23: Drive Vancouver straight to Tucson 

¡FIN!

Thursday, May 31, 2012

O Canada! From far and wide…


Summer time is among us in Arizona and with that said it’s time to leave Tucson. Oh I’ve spent many a summers here and I find them quite enjoyable and even relaxing as I struggle to breath. But alas, it is time to have a vacation, a nice long vacation.  I’ll even proclaim that I deserve it!

This summer I will be heading on a road trip to the Arctic Circle…yes, a 7630 mile roundtrip as a vacation.  Yes, for most people that wouldn’t necessarily sound like a vacation, however, for me is the best vacation idea ever. Honestly, resorts and cruises are superficial and overrated. This is exactly what my mind and body need. We have a non-stop itinerary with an assortment of hiking, canoeing, eating bear claws, wine tasting, and tracking muskoxen. Everyone seems to be a little concerned about how I’m getting there, but I keep reassuring everybody that I own a Toyota so I’m fine. (Knock on wood)

The most feared part of the trip isn’t chartering a flight to Banks Island in the Arctic Ocean in an attempt to see polar bears (before they become extinct), but rather the 457 mile gravel road known as the Dempster Highway. With a couple of extra tires and gas cans we should be fine!

Anyways…the following pictures should give you an idea of what the hell I’m doing this summer. And of course, as usual, once the trip begins you can expect a plethora of photographs from me. 
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The Dempster 

Monday, May 28, 2012

Seven months of love and fun!


I hate to be all gushy but…I just have to be a little. The past 7 months have been great because I’ve been able to spend my time with my new best friend, and of course we have been going on many adventures together. So here are a few moments to share…
Party drinky time

20's speakeasy party - this is what too much make-up looks like.

Tucson food truck round-up. Who ate more? Oh, that would be me!


Organ Pipe National Monument, desert warriors. We concur all  who challenge us! Growl. 

Twin Peaks themed party...yes, that's how cool we are. 

yay for road trips! 
ALL SOULS! once again I have a drink in my hand...what can I say.

Pimping up the Goose neck 

What's up Arches NP. We make faces at the arches...what are they going to do? Nothing!

What What! Mexican hat...or pancake rock as we referred to it. 


Friday, February 17, 2012

1 girl, 2 cats, and a bunch of stuff


One day you wake-up, you crawl out of bed feeling a kink in your neck, your knees are stiff from the cold air in the room, and you obnoxious barn cat is screaming at you to feed her. All of the sudden an epiphany happens. Who am I?

Suddenly, you realize that you’re 31 yrs old and really have nothing more to show for it then some awesomely cheap goods that you found at the thrift store. Student loans on a degree that you personal find no satisfaction in, are warranting your attention as graduation is closing in on you. Debt. Stupid debt. student loans, car payments, some miscellaneous charges on the credit card… what is this?  Does this make me a grown-up? How did my parents ever afford to have me? Life is weird.

I question my adultness…I don’t feel like an adult. I don’t feel like a kid either. Does that make me a looser? I think society expects a lot out of people. We’ve grown-up in suburbs with two car families, both parents working, and having dinners on the couch. Now that doesn’t seem appealing to me at all. I would sooner live out of my car (if I owned it) then to live that sort of lifestyle. I’m not looking for that. I am looking for something though. Maybe it’s just security, or maybe it’s just to feel like I am an adult.

I try to place my finger on it but can’t. Is it this place? 
Perhaps. 
Is it your mind melting into some gooey substance? That’s more likely the case.  
Are you rambling on, and on, and on. Yep.  
Should you stop before you look stupid? 
Why, yes, that would be advisable.

So anyways, I own a bunch of meaningless crap that only brings me temporary happiness. My cats, well they always make me smile, and I own them, actually… they own me.  Someday I’ll rid myself of my stuff, and then get some real meaningful stuff, then hopefully that stuff will make me feel more adult-like. You know, like owning a crock-pot or something. 

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

A Year in Words



As the old quote goes, “it’s hard to believe it’s been a year already.” But alas, the year of 2011 is about to give way to 2012. What can be said about 2011…oh, 2011 you started out as a bitchy whore then slowly, and I mean slowly, you blossomed into an elegant escort worth spending money on.

Reflecting on the past year brings tears to my eyes, the sad kind and the good kind. Trouble seemed to have followed me in every part of my life in 2011 with friends, family, loves, myself…it seemed as though my little bubble of a world had met the apocalypse early. I had hit my lowest of lows, having feelings and thoughts I had long forgotten about. Depression, despair, self-loathing seemed to be my only comforting companions. I was about to settle for things in my life that didn’t make me happy, but would simply be a temporary fix to my problems. This idea seemed stupid. On a chance encounter, just when I convinced myself that my life was going to continue to be a mess, someone entered my life that would alter the outcome of my very existence. Suddenly all the mess that I had encountered over the previous months seemed to subside, and some of it even began to make sense.  It took a friend, a companion, a conspirator to make me see that all the crap that I had been through was just leading me to this moment.

Alas my ramblings have a point and will come to an end…I promise. I guess what I’m getting at is that life is crappy more so then not, and sometimes when you are just about to give-up, you get that extra boost. Call it inspiration, knowledge, or even love. So to those of you who doubt yourself and yourself being, and think that the world is crumbling and you are going insane, look to good friends and give people a chance, you’ll be surprised at what you find.

May all have a wonderful and memorable New Year’s….assuming we don’t all parish in the Apocalypse.



Monday, October 10, 2011

Chicago Music Store Tile Restoration Project


This past weekend I spent three days volunteering for the Tucson Historical Preservation Foundation (http://www.tucsonhistoricpreservationfoundation.org ) The project was to restore the original tile at the Chicago Music Store on Congress St. Over the weekend we striped, cleaned, and re-grouted the classic yellow and black tiles, bring back to life the 1927 architectural details of the building back to Congress Street.

Chicago Music Store


The Chicago Music store was built in 1919 and has been owned by the current family since the mid 1940’s. I was invited to take a tour though the building, to include the mezzanine and basement. So much history is stored in this building. One of the greatest features was the original tin ceiling tiles…at least I thought they were awesome. The building itself has seen better days. Some additional support beams were introduced recently to keep the load from the roof stable, and about 7 years ago a truck crashed into the front of the building destroying the original tile work. Money and effort is minimal when it comes to preserving this building. The owners have received a matching grant for repairs, however matching the financial needs for this building is a daunting task.  

Original Tin Ceiling Tiles



Over the weekend we were approached by several people within the community and there was a great appreciation for what we were doing. The community had a great response to the newly exposed tiles. Unfortunately I forgot my camera on the last day so I have no photos (yet) of the final project. I will suggest that you take a walk downtown and see the amazing difference it has on the corner of Congress and 6th. The yellow and black tiles just light-up that street corner and bring a smile to my face. 


Corner Column/ Down to the third layer of paint


While volunteering I was put in charge of restoring the original fire bell which can be found on west side of the building….it’s a beautiful candy apple red! Also, while on the scissor lift next to the Gus Taylor building (not sure if that’s the proper name for it) we discovered that the façade on that building was black glass tiles!!! After some minimal convincing I was allowed to expose one of the tiles. In doing so, I noticed that the sign above the door was made of the same material but was etched with Gus Taylor. Once again…minimal convincing, we were able to get approval from the owner to restore the sign! It’s an amazing sign that was covered with the same nasty red paint as the tiles. Congress is going to kick some downtown ass! Go check it out! 


Friends don't let friends paint tile

Thursday, October 6, 2011

The Match Game: Random Thoughts



The Match Game
1:0

ByroBikeMAN76 – 32yrs,Male,  or LikestoParty086, - 24yr, Female, or my favorite…420Guythatliveswithmom -36 male. These are the typical calling cards of the singles in America today. I can only speculate and philosophize as to why men or women choose such “names” for themselves, but this isn’t the purpose of this essay. The purpose of this essay is to explore the commonality that is found with such sites as match.com, and that commonality is one of rebound. Now don’t lie to yourself, we’ve all done it. We’ve rebounding with a random person at a bar, an old flame, or a new companion found online.

I myself started dating off of match.com back in 2004. Within the first month I found a man, a man that I would spend six years of my life with. In the past 7.5 years I feel in love twice with men I met on Match. My first experience was remarkable but in the end we ended up wanting different things. So, of course as in many ended relationships you move on and that’s just what I did. I decided that just 6 months after my very long relationship, a domestic partnership if you will, that it was time to move on. And luckily for me, I was emotionally ready.

Now we come to the Match game. During my adventures dating from September 2010 to Dec 2010 I went on dates with 7 men. Obviously, some of these men I had more relations with then others. Most were one-daters, one was a two month relationship, and the last was a seven month relationship.  Out of these relationships 57% (that I personally know of) were on the rebound, thus, not facing their inner demons.  I won’t get into the specifics of these relationships because there really is no point in that, but what I will say is that I am personally offended by these people’s actions. I can honestly confess that I am a hopeless romantic. I enjoy being in love, falling in love, being stupid over each other, honestly being adored and having someone to adore. So I entered this dating scene with hopes of finding someone that was emotionally available, but in the end I only had my heart broken. So this is what I have to say to the men and women on Match… get your shit together before letting someone enter your fucked-up mess. The reason I say this is because some of us, the few honest who can and have moved on are looking for love. A true love. Not to be used and discarded because you magically couldn’t face your problems.

I will openly admit that I recently got out of a relationship with one of these people. One that I honestly let into my heart, one that I believed cared from me, one that I loved.  The actions of this person made it so I could honestly say I hate them. Knowing this about myself and that under no circumstance am I ever going to look back, I decided to move on, I may have jumped the boat prematurely here as I joined Match again. It’s only been a week since I’ve joined but I’m questioning myself. I enjoy talking to these new people, I find other people’s lives fascinating, but I am full of tribulation because I feel that I cannot really trust these online men. 




2:0

Since I wrote the above I’ve been on Match.com for two months now. I decided that expectations were silly in such a vulnerable dating medium. I’ve temporarily put the Hopeless Romantic into the closet so I could focus on what was truly in front of me. These experiences have been quite different from last years, perhaps this has to due to with the fact that I’ve been attracting a different type of man, or maybe it’s me having the ability to sort through these people better. I mean, after awhile of reading profiles you can pick-up on little nuances that send the red-flag a flying! These new men appear to not be on the rebound (with the exception of one) however they appear to be timid when it comes to the idea of a “relationship”…not that I’m ready myself for that. Perhaps I’m projecting my emotional disorder(s) on the situation as I’m sure I’m not exhibiting “courtship displays” or proper “body signals”.  In any case, I decided that the most important aspect of a relationship is a friend.  In hindsight, I know that the dick face I dated last I would have never dated if I had gotten to know him better first, only lust fueled that relationship and it’s time for something more.

This time around I’ve only met five people. Mostly creative type which is nice, it has actually fuel my creativity with photography.  In this process the “hopeless romantic” returned temporarily as I thought about how cool it would be to actually be in a relationship with a creative person. Yes, someone to collaborate with. I would want “us” to be the next Charles and Ray Eames, Diego and Frida, The Vogals, Patti Smith and Robert Mapplethorpe,… ok maybe not Patti and Robert but you get the idea.  Ultimately, what I’m getting at is mutual support, admiration, dedication, love. However, these essential ideas need to be found in any type of relationship for it to be successful.  Defining successful is hard as it’s not just about marriage, it’s the commitment to one another. Uh oh, time to pack away these ideas of the hopeless romantic...if I keep going this is going to turn into a Sandra Bullock movie. Gross.

I could take this further and go into detail about each of the people I’ve met, give you the dirt and the unforgettable stories I have in my brain. That was my original intent with this second part of the essay, I’m sure that I could have sold the stories as a screenplay. However, there is no need for that.

My subscription has ended and I have no plans of rejoining anytime soon. I’ve met some interesting people this time around. Some I would like to get to know better than others and some I think I will be great friends with.  I feel, actually I know, I’m being very passive with these people. Passive about the whole situation I guess. This probably isn’t the best approach to meeting people that are potentially looking for a relationship but I’m sure when I meet “that” person, you know, the one that makes your heart sing, makes you turn red, gives you the proverbial butterflies, perhaps then my cynical voice-in-head will be silenced. Or maybe I’m just destined to be a spinster… If that’s the case, then bring on the Gin & Tonics!

Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Match Game: Emails



As many of you know I’ve been on  the online dating scene for sometime now. Over the past 10yrs I have been an on-again off-again internet dater. At first I had expectations but they seem to have lessened over the years. I’ve had good and bad experience with this new-fangled technology. Now that I am older and wiser, I don’t take this too seriously. I’ve come to enjoy meeting new people as most are very interesting in their own ways. I will say, that out of all of the emails/connections I make, I maybe only reply to about 10% because most emails contain stupid nonsense, like the following…



Hello. How are you? So are you still on the market and looking?”
(Would I be on an online dating service if I wasn't?)

“Hello how are you 2night?
(Really? Is spelling "tonight" really that hard. 2 is not a word)

“Just wanted to say,............ you're a catch.
(I can't even comprehend what to say to this...um, thanks?)

“I saw your profile (confession: I've seen it more than once, but gin and I were hanging out and he convinced me to write you) and I wanted to thank you for putting some double 0 buckshot into the "Painter of Light" or his works at least. I don't know you, but if you wanted to go a bit further I would help hide the body. Who knows hi-jinx my even ensue? 
So I wanted to say hi and see if you were interested in striking up a conversation.
 (WTF?I have no idea what this is about. Wait...you're drunk emailing me? Classy!)

damn youre fine! i wish i was your man... ;)
(hummm....you wish you were my man and this is the best you could come up with?)

” Lol
(WTF? I must have missed the joke)

you are a godess, You are so awsome your everything iam looking for in a women I would worship you”

(This one could be a potential stalker)

 

As you see, these go from bad to worse. Now I’m not grammatically perfect by any means, but I think when you are making your first impression on someone it’s probably not a bad idea to spell-check your shit, or use proper grammar, maybe forgo smiley faces, and lastly don’t write like you’re texting me.

To say the least, NO I did not respond to these people, I mean come on what they hell am I suppose to say. A word of advice to the men and women of the online dating scene…please compose yourself in the proper manner, and know that composing a thoughtful email with more than one sentence is much more appealing to the opposite sex.

Lastly, capitalize your “I”…this is proper not “i” because that just makes you look like a moron.

 



 
Just in case you are wondering, yes, I've been writing many stories about my experiences with Match...more to come!

Friday, August 26, 2011

Pt.3 To Flagstaff and Beyond (The End)


Saturday:

I magically wake-up at 5:30am…ugh, seriously? 5:30am Why?...I can’t tell you, I just did. The camp was quite as most people were “sleeping-in” till 7 and 8 o’clock like normal people. I quietly pack up my belongings and head to the White House Ruins Trail Head. It appears that I was the only person there…of course that makes sense because everyone else was asleep. I’m standing on the rim of the canyon looking down the 600’ deep walls. I’m facing east and the canyon appears to go on forever. I feel a storm in the air. The clouds are rolling in from the east, they start out pretty sporadic but but behind them is a large solid black cloud. The sun is making its best efforts to penetrate through the clouds. It wins sometimes. I begin my decent at 6am. It’s cool and overcast, the air is fresh and I packed my breakfast to enjoy by the ruins.  The clouds part here and there allowing the morning light to magnify the orange sandstone, but this is only momentary as the clouds are soon to return. It doesn’t take me long to enter the base of the canyon. I’m greeted by flowers, trees, and cows.
6:00am

I make my way across a small ravine, as I begin to head towards the ruins I see them. The Navajo peoples (mostly women this time) are setting up their booths for the day. Ahhhhh!!! I say to myself. Why???? This is frustrating and only detracts from the special moment I was having with myself and with nature.  I hurriedly make my way past them but still offer them a friendly “good morning”. These sellers were much less annoying then those found on the rim, but ethically, I couldn’t buy anything from them. Right beyond them is the ruin. It’s quite pretty indeed, but is secured by a 6 ft fence, which of course detracts from the surrounds. I’m happy to be here. I sit on a tree trunk and break out my breakfast. The women are laughing and speaking their native tongue which echoes of the canyon wall. Surprisingly, it was pretty magical because I can only imagine for how many centuries conversations have been held in this canyon…if only walls could talk, right?

White House Ruins 

I was back on the road by 8:00am, I really didn’t have a particular destination, but I stopped at the Petrified Forest NP. As suspected, it was beautiful. I leave it to the pictures. I will say that there were many French tourists there which for some reason surprised me.
Crystal Forest

As I left I decided to head down 77 to Show Low. I drove through Snowflake which reminded me of the Stepford Wives…it was a creepy little town. Show Low was amazing, and in a way, reminded me of Lake Tahoe. It began to rain as I entered Show Low and the smell of wet pine made me want to move out of Tucson that day. I continued down hwy 60, which was my first time, it was beautiful. I didn’t know that Arizona could be that nice. How the terrain changed before my eyes is just amazing. The drive took me all they back to the valley…ugh…the hot, hot, valley.
Somewhere on hwy 60



Final Thoughts:

“So why did you take this trip?” (a common question), which is then followed by, “Did you get what you were seeking?”

I took this trip because I felt like my brain, my heart, and my soul was going to explode. I hoped to find some enlightenment, some compassion, and some peace within myself. My summer has been trying to say the least; I have had heart heavy issues with regards to my family, education, and relationships. I was so happy for 2011 to arrive because 2010 was so bad. However, I think 2011 has taken the cake.

 I’ve had to deal with losing my focus/passion in something that I had sacrificed a great deal to get. I’ve been dealing with family members reaching death, and their mental state reverting back to an uncompassionate child. And lastly, I fell in love with someone, and it was all very unexpected and in the end my heart was broken.

“Did I get what I was seeking?”….

Not exactly. I feel restored, but some of these issues will take more than a week in the woods to combat. However, I can say that I’m down right tired of being in school. I want my pretty piece of paper, and I want the ability to move on and into new things and places.

My family….well, I just have to understand that their time on this earth is limited, and that in their mental condition that they don’t know any better. I’m trying not to let it get to me, and just go with the flow, and know that they just aren’t the same people anymore.

Relationships…I have moved on. I found my peace with the situation. Am I bitter? no. Am I hesitant about giving my heart away so easily in the future? yes.  But you know what... I realized that I love to get all crazy over someone; I want a big crazy love. I will have it someday but I’m not going to rush it.

Other realizations…If I’m going to continue to live in Arizona I’m moving to Flagstaff. I can’t express enough how much I miss pine trees (or trees in general that don’t poke you). Ideally though, I want to move. I want to move around a lot. I don’t want to settle down just yet. I realized that I am capable of doing things on my own. I’ve never had a problem being alone, but in the past, I didn’t find much enjoyment in activities that were solo. I had a great time by myself. I think if anyone else was with me I wouldn’t have been able to focus quite as well.  I liked my alone time, I liked not having internet, I enjoyed having little to no cell service. Lastly, I’ve always enjoyed the outdoors but have made excuses as to why I wouldn’t take the time to explore them. This I am done with. I will explore, I will hike, I will drive, I will stomp my boots all over this damn place... Plans have already been made to enjoy the landscape. After all, I’m not going to be in Arizona for the rest of my life, so I might as well take advantage of it while I’m here. 



Thank you to my friends that have given me words of encouragement, and have taken the time to listen to my emotional turmoil. You know who you are and I love you all.


Monday, August 22, 2011

Pt.2 To Flagstaff and Beyond

Wupatki NM

Thursday:

Today is my last night in the yurt, my last night in Flagstaff. There are three National Monuments close to Flag. I decided to hit them all up in one day. My first stop was Sunset Crater. Lava flows, lava rocks, all very pretty, but my calve muscles felt like string cheese tearing apart whenever I walked so the idea of hiking through a lava bed just didn’t sound appealing. From there the road took me to Wupatki National Monument, here there were about five ruins, each characteristically their own but at the same time quite unified.  I managed to visit all of the ruins. The larger complex, the Wupatiki Pueblo, had two ancient ball courts. I decided to set the self timer on my camera and entered the ball court for a ridiculous stupid faced photo. I stood there like an ass and realized that the camera didn’t capture my stupidness. I began to approach my camera which was located at the only entrance/exit to the ball court, and under the step, tightly wound was a rattle snake…well, it was a snake, I didn’t approach it to find out exactly what type…but who really cares. What do I do now? I assess my situation and realize that my only option is to climb the five foot stone wall. Ah the escape plan has manifested in my brain! I run over and try my foot hold on the wall, of course, the stone isn’t protruded enough for my feet to grab. My second attempt was successful  and I was able to push myself out of the “snake pit”. I was a little frazzled but I handled it like a pro!
Sunset Crater NM


My final journey was to Walnut Canyon National Monument, I had to descend 200+ steps to some mediocre cliff dwellings, I thought my knee was going to give out on the way down.

Around 3:30pm I made it back to the yurt. I had decided to further my adventure to Canyon de Chelly the following day. I packed up the non-essentials, made chili and tamales on the grill, and retired myself to the yurt. Old neighbors gone, new neighbors emerge, but today I didn’t feel like being social. The clouds began to darken and the smell of rain filled the air. I lit the wood burning stove and watched the flames dance. A warmness filled the yurt as the sound of thunder rang the sky. Alarm set for 6:30am.



­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­Friday:
6:30am, it’s cold outside and damp due to last night’s rain. I changed and packed the rest of my belongings into the car. I hit the road by 7am. Flagstaff is busy in the morning with kids off to school, and people off to work. I waved goodbye to the Kachina Peaks and headed east. I have a four hour drive ahead of me. I’m on hwy 40/66 so of course there are many roadside anomalies, I had to hold back the temptation to stop at the concrete teepees and hideous dinosaurs, I’ll hit them up on my way back. I’m in a hurry to get to Canyon de Chelly. Finally my exit approaches and I head north on 180. I’ve entered the Navajo Nation. I suddenly feel like a tourist. I drive past two teenagers pumping water from a well…the things we take for granted. I drive this long road and enter the Painted Desert. Reds, oranges, browns all stratified across the valley. How fortunate I feel to be seeing this.

I enter Chinel, Az. a reservation town that seems to be doing well due to all the tourists. However, it still feels like a third-world country. I can’t help but feel like I’m being judged.

I enter the park and am ecstatic to find that everything is free! I went to the visitors center and purchased a new sticker for my car. I proceeded to the campground to find it about 20 percent full. Awesome! There’s even a real bathroom, with real running water! No showers though, damn it. Oh well, I washed my face and hair in the sink and that gives me a much needed refresher.

I set-up camp, which doesn’t take long, and I ready my car for a sleep over. I have some time to kill so I head to the north rim of the canyon. There are two view points from on the north from which you can see some ruins. As I approach the entrance to the cliffs I’m accosted by natives trying to sell me jewelry and pottery. I kindly refuse and make my way to the Antelope House overlook. It’s breathtaking. Almost as awe-inspiring as the Grand Canyon. Rich in deep red colors, and inhabitants still farming the fertile soil below.

I look at the map obtained at the visitor’s center and see that all access to the canyon is merely visible through these outlooks. Only one trail exists for the public to hike, the rest you have to hire a Navajo guide. I feel a little jiped, and a little bored.

I flee to the next outlook just to be accosted again. No thanks I say as my frustration grows. I fear the salesmen so I retreat to my camp. When I get there I find I have a visitor. Her name is Molly, or at least that’s what I called her. She’s a mangy reservation dog looking for a hand-out. Of course, I’m a sucker so I feed her a tamale and a hot dog as I prepare myself a tuna sandwich. She’s good company and hangout with me. She goes to check-out newcomers, then returns for some friendly conversation. She’s a good listener, and I wanted to take her home with me.
"Molly"

As the day continues I get a non-four legged visitor. His name is Gilbert he’s a local that teaches painting classes, he's a traveling artist that visits many landscapes. He comes over to talk about the weather. I can tell he’s thirsty for some conversation. Molly has left, so I decide to go ahead and talk. I was making diner so I offered him some, he accepted. He told me stories of Puerto Rico and Massachusetts where he visits to pain. Also he suggests that I visit monument valley. After about an hour the park ranger comes by the let us know that they will be giving a talk about the canyon…yes! an excuse to finish this conversation. I politely indicate that I’m going to get ready to go, and he retreats to his car to finish reading his newspaper.

This place is a little weird so I’ve decided to only spend the night. I’ll awake in the morning and go the short 2 mile hike to the bottom of the canyon, then head off towards Globe. Not sure were I’m staying, let alone going, but that’s the purpose of this trip.